As you move your mouse, a constant stream of 55 degrees of air is blasted downward, creating a localized wind tunnel. It’s essentially a Dyson Airblade, but not in the toilet. The marketing for these towers is reaching peak ridiculousness. Manufacturers claim the "Arch Design" is great because:
A New Social Class: The "Arch-Dwellers" The internet has already started meme-ing the users of these towers. On TikTok, they’re being called "Lizard Kings"—people who refuse to operate in any environment that isn't a constant 55 degrees. There are reports of gamers getting "Heat-Tower Tan Lines" on the back of their right hands, while their left hands (on the keyboard) remain tragically room-temperature. At the end of the day, the Thermal Arch represents our final refusal to accept the changing of the seasons. Why turn up the thermostat for the whole house when you can buy a $35 dollar plastic bridge to keep your index finger from getting a slight chill? Ep355 Image Source: https://aliexpress.com
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