What is this peculiar contraption, you ask? Imagine a tiny robot for your cursor, a digital fidget spinner on a mission. It plugs into your USB port, its sole purpose to keep your mouse performing a never-ending ballet – a silent disco of cursor movement so subtle it would make Elaine from Seinfeld proud. Why would anyone need such a thing? Let's face it, adulting is hard. Sometimes, during that crucial Zoom meeting about spreadsheet formatting (riveting, right?), your eyelids decide to audition for a starring role in Sleeping Beauty. A mouse jiggler ensures your online presence remains unbroken, a digital smoke and mirrors act to hide your brief escape to dreamland. But is it ethical? Ah, the million-dollar question. Some see mouse jigglers as a harmless tool for a well-deserved caffeine run. Others view them with the suspicion reserved for those "work from anywhere" types who mysteriously seem to be vacationing in Bali while their cursor taps away diligently. The jiggler's future? As technology marches on, these champions of cursor callisthenics might face their own obsolescence. Imagine a world where computers can differentiate between genuine work and a jiggler-induced jitterbug. Or, a future where results reign supreme, and that 10-minute nap fueled a surge of productivity. The takeaway? Mouse jigglers are a hilarious testament to our struggle against the tyranny of the ever-watchful computer screen. Use them with caution, comrades, and remember – a well-timed bathroom break is far more effective than a digital disco for your cursor. Just don't blame us if your boss catches you red-handed (or should we say, red-jiggled) enjoying a mid-meeting siesta. Ep197 More on miteradio.com.au (press play)
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