Chatting Drones

In a bizarre turn of events, the New York City Police Department (NYPD) has unleashed a fleet of chatty drones that serenade the public with audio messages! These drones are not just your regular flying machines; they're now equipped with the power of speech! Can you believe it?

​The NYPD recently conducted tests of these quirky audio drones at Hook Creek Park in Queens. Picture this: drones floating in the sky, gossiping with residents about the weather and nearby emergencies. "Hey, folks! Stay inside, it's raining cats and dogs out there!" one drone was heard saying. Another drone tried its luck as a weatherman, but instead of forecasts, it ended up rapping the latest rain stats.

​But the real mystery is why the NYPD is keeping the test results a top-secret! Are the drones plotting a takeover of stand-up comedy clubs, and the police are just trying to keep it under wraps?

One imaginative use of these chatterbox drones is to warn neighbourhoods at risk of flooding or extreme weather. Imagine a drone hovering above your head, saying, "Attention, citizens! Brace yourselves for the ultimate water park experience right at your doorstep! Grab your floaties!"

As expected, the residents were both amused and confused by the unexpected airborne chatterboxes. Some even tried to engage in conversations with the drones, but alas, they could only receive pre-recorded responses like, "I'm sorry, I can't chat right now, busy flying and talking, you know?"

Well, who knows? Maybe soon these drones will be hosting a talk show up there in the sky, discussing the latest gossip and giving traffic updates with a touch of comedy. Until then, keep an ear out for those unexpected announcements from our friendly, flying DJ drones! And remember, laughter is the best medicine… especially when it's delivered by a drone!